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Yet Another New TV Programme

Following on from the rip roaring success of theirprevious series "Who Are You Calling Useless?"CPM productions are looking for couples who needsome painting work done in their home. It could be anything, a cupboard, or a door perhaps, which will be painted completely free. This will then form the subject of an exciting new 6 part TV series  "Watching Paint Dry". So will the paint be dry by the end of week 6 do you think ? You'll have to tune in to find out ! Exciting isn't it ?michael adams...

Michael Adams ● 4337d3 Comments

The follow-up is in the pipeline.Watching lime-based mortar set I exciting new concept.SNAFU Productions are looking for owners of bricks, preferably two or more willing to pay a craftsman bricklayer to slake lime, create mortar and stick the two bricks together.Following this two-hour special (also available in HD) you can switch to SNAFU's dedicated 'BrickCam' channel which will be on-air 24 hours a day for the six months that it takes the mortar to cure.Potential participant's will be expected to provide suitable filming facilities for the SNAFU crew of wannabee freeloaders and to sign away all royalties should 'Watching Mortar SET' go global.

Nigel Brooks ● 4333d

We're hardly watching any TV nowadays. There are so few programmes that interest us and there are so many repeats.

Philippa Bond ● 4333d

Sounds far better then Big Brother, I've Got the Celebrity Big Fat Gypsy Voice Factor and other rubbish that fills our screens.

Nigel Brooks ● 4337d