New Year joke.
Sister Josephine worked as a visiting care assistant and was making her rounds in her car. After visiting an old lady, she returned to her car but found it was empty of petrol. Fortunately, there was a garage an few doors away and she asked to borrow a gallon tank full of petrol. The garage attendant apologised profusely and said he'd given it away to another customer. Sister Josephine looking in her car remembered she had a bedpan which she used for some clients, so she gave it to the garage man to fill it with a gallon. As she was filling her empty car with the emergency petrol, two Mormon missionaries watched from across the street....one said to his fellow missionary: "If the car starts, I'm turning Catholic!"
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