Well I think I can guessNo doubt planning approved for schemes that will continue to blight this once Queen of the suburbs were rushed through. Maybe under the guise of helping certain sections of the "community"Accusations of cronyism to leaders were shouted down or swept under a luxurious carpetPlans to further stitch up motorists in the borough were unveiled with glee. Apparently the second anyone pulls away from their house in a car will be captured on CCTV and the offender fined £60,000A quick break ensued where a lavish spread was consumed by the councillors interrupted only while they patted one another on the back and compared expenses forms3 hours 23 minutes the meeting reconvened to discuss extending Enterprises current contract for the borough. This was agreed but ONLY if Enterprise could guarantee a further drop in standards, more missed collections and that every street would be strewn with rubbish after "bin day". A suggestion to improve neighbour relations in the borough by Enterprise was said to be ground breaking. Apparently to ensure people meet their neighbours recycle boxes and bins will be strewn up and down streets so "hunt the bin" can be played as a street party every other weekDiscussion held on the cinema site where the Councillors just stared at one another in a confused stateThen Gunnesbury Park was brought up. The dilapidated state of the buildings, future concreting over of the park and its removal from the map was agreed to be totally the fault of Hounslow Council. A question was asked if another adjacent council could also be implicated so that the full set of Three Wise Monkeys be in place. No answer givenA further break held - refreshments of Kystal champagne and caviar were sponsored by the Developers of the Oaks Centre in ActonDiscussions resumed with Ealing Hospital and the disgraceful closure plans next on the agenda. Content of discussion the same as cinema topicThe meeting broke up soon after with final motion carried under AOB for freedom of the borough and knighthoods to be awarded to Benjamin Dennehy, Victor Mishiku and Gerry TanI'm feeling very sarky this morning --- can you tell?
Colin Goodman ● 4549d