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Does anyone know a half decent butler?

Must be able to do all the household chores.

Ben Owen ● 4604d11 Comments

Crikey - a real butler here on the local Ealing forum.We are honoured.I thought you were all off working in the gulf for $100K+ and all the perks you could carry!

Tony Colliver ● 4597d

I 'ate you ButlerGosh I haven't butled for ages

David P Archer ● 4599d

Define "all household chores". I am very good at my job, but I'm not going to clean your house - as someone else said , get a cleaner!

Perrin Anson ● 4600d

Crickey, what makes you think Jim that I'd make a butler. I ain't got skills like Wooster's Jeeves, the admirable Huds.on(Upstairs Downstair) or Diana's favourite Paul Burrell. Ha ha.

Gerry Tan ● 4602d

In fairness, Ben only wants a half decent butler, so Gerry is out on that basis alone.However there is a requirement to do all of the household chores.  I know a 19-year-old looking for a job - he has never been in service nor does he have a comprehensive set of references - but he knows his way around both sides of a feather duster.Also, his name is Ben.Let me know if you're interested.

Phil Kay ● 4603d

Gerry Tan would do a fine job..but I'd say he was overqualified for taking on your onerous vacancy.

Jim Lawes ● 4603d

Gerard Butler's not a bad actor.Blakey used to have a problem with Butlers don't forget.Some housekeepers are so good that you'll soon be saying "I can't believe it's not butler".

Nigel Brooks ● 4603d

Why do you nee a butler Ben?If its for household chores wouldn't a cleaner be more suitable?

Bernadette Clover ● 4603d

No self-respecting butler will do all the household chores. You must also engage a housekeeper and a large numbers of maids and footmen whom the butler will essentially supervise while doing the odd bit of silver polishing and guarding the key to your wine cellar.

Susan Kelly ● 4603d

"Do you want me to get that?"

Nigel Brooks ● 4603d

BensonNot worked much since Channel 4 stopped showing Soap though so he could be a bit rusty

Colin Goodman ● 4603d