I managed to catch up with Mr Bell (NOT REALLY) and these are (NOT) his answers to the questions posed by BD (DISCLAIMER - NOTHING BELOW IS TRUE!)1. Why did the Leader feel the need to attend personally this initial pre-application and not any others? What was so special about this application? [ANSWER: there was the promise of beers and a curry and a spot of "afters"]2. Will the Leader outline fully the “correct procedure” that he described at Full Council on the 16th July which he was following? [ANSWER: no, next question]3. Did the Leaders office in fact handle the initial enquiry from Dr Sahota? Or was it The Leader himself? [ANSWER: to tell you this Benny Boy would be to shoot myself in the foot]4. Who at the Council side set up the appointment? Was it with Dr Sahota personally or his office? [ANSWER: oh, you’d like to know that Benji!!]5. If the request for a pre-application meeting was made verbally, when and where was it made? [ANSWER: haven’t you got anything better to do, like another hilarious career debilitating blog on Southall – now that WAS good!]6. If the request was made in writing, was it by letter or email? If the request was by email, was it sent from Dr Sahota’s personal or private email address? [ANSWER: seriously, please do another blog – best thing I’ve read since your CV]7. Who decided which Officers should attend? Were the Officers under instructions to attend? [ANSWER: rock, paper, scissors – you’d be amazed how many key decisions are made using this process to save time]8. How long did the meeting last? [ANSWER: does that include the after meeting drinks, visit to restaurant, gentleman’s club ?]9. Why were no notes of the meeting taken? Who decided on that course of action? [ANSWER: you’re not going to believe this, but nobody had a pen or any paper!]10. What “advice” did Dr Sahota actually receive about his application? [ANSWER: in the words of Jerry Maguire, “SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYYYYY!”]11. Did the Leader involve himself in any way with any planning officer before the report into the application was compiled and released? [ANSWER: Benny, even with your conduct record, you should know that sexual relations with planning officers is ‘frowned’ upon]12. Why did the planning officer who wrote the report suddenly resign from the department just before the report was presented to planning committee? [ANSWER: lotto (cough!) win]13. Will this planning officer be interviewed as part of the investigation and if not why not? [ANSWER: if you can find which Caribbean Island he’s now living on, possibly]14. Did the Leader personally support the candidacy of Dr Sahota for GLA membership in 2012? [ANSWER: seriously, you’ve too much time on your hands - how about a photo of me sitting on a bike ? Would that shut you up ?]15. Did the Leader personally campaign for Dr Sahota at the GLA elections in 2012? [ANSWER: I wore a t-shirt, does that count ?]16. Has the Leader of the Council ever enjoyed any hospitality at Dr Sahota’s expense at any time? [ANSWER: HELL YESSSSS! Umm, I mean, no. Absolutely and categorically not. How dare you!]17. Did the Leader discuss this application at any stage in any form with the Chair of the Planning Committee? [ANSWER: come on Benji, you know I can’t answer that - call me and we can go for a beer and a curry. Oh, sorry...]
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