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Porsche Cayenne/Audi Q7 drivers

Need I say more?Just wondered if you have a similar impression to me of these individuals.

Simon Wycombe ● 4650d15 Comments

1987. MOT until end of month.  Good little runner.  Needs some body repair.  Less than 40,000 true miles - one owner.

Charles Campbell ● 4650d

We shall not rest until every car on the road is a Nissan Micra and we can't find our vehicles in Sainsbury's car park.

Susan Kelly ● 4650d

There is a mindset that goes with driving a BMW, I am sue that the psychoanalysts would have a field day.

Nigel Brooks ● 4650d

Can I fit their bikes in the boot too, Nigel? Where should I dispose of them?

Susan Kelly ● 4650d

Shoot me down if you want, but when I come across discourtesy and/or aggressive driving on the road (driving my humble Honda Civic), there's a greater than 50% chance that the perpetrator is driving a BMW. I find Mini drivers very aggressive too.

Alex Weel ● 4650d

Susan, get a Nissan Note, you can get two dead cyclists in the boot, or three if you pack them carefully.

Nigel Brooks ● 4650d

There are a lot of us, though maybe I just notice Micras more as I've had one for the last ten years (mind you, the first one we had was cursed). Have been looking around for another model to get this year, but finally decided to get another Micra, so I can kill more cyclists.Laughs in a deranged manner.

Susan Kelly ● 4650d

At 6' 3" with ginger hair, I find it difficult :-)

Nigel Brooks ● 4650d

All the Nissan Micra drivers I know are ultra cautious and considerate mature'ish types, like Morris Traveller drivers used to be.

Gerry Tan ● 4650d

Oooh, I dunno, simply get on a pedal cycle and you become totally invisible to Nissan Micro drivers. ;)I'm being totally unfair of course.

Paul James ● 4650d

You can't hide.

Susan Kelly ● 4650d

I know what you mean Simon. It's a 'joy' (not) to behold them picking up their little darlings from (largely the private) schools. They obviously need something to protect them should a leaf or other dangerous object of similar 'threat' blow into the road. Most, it appears, struggle to park them and would be better with a ...........Nissan Micra :-)

Nigel Brooks ● 4650d

yeah, down the wrong way, on the wrong side of the road and not looking where you're going! :D :D

Paul James ● 4650d

We Nissan Micra drivers, our name is Legion. We are coming for you!!!

Susan Kelly ● 4650d

Nissan Micra drivers for me every time.I saw one beached on a concrete carriageway divider at Staples Corner once, clearly took a bit too long to decide which road to take!

Paul James ● 4650d