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Courtesey of Frank Carson.My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

Nigel Brooks ● 5069d3 Comments

Here's a good one I heard the other day.Q. Why doesn't anyone watch TV in Afghanistan?A. Because of the telly ban.

Alex Weel ● 5055d

Archaeologists have just discovered an ancient Egyptian ruler embalmed in chocolate. Apparently it was Pharoah Rocher.The next one should not be read by those of a pc sensitive nature. Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."

Graham Weeks ● 5055d

Another on of the great man's japes:Paddy goes into the chemist and asks for some Viagra.The chemists asks 'Have you a prescription Paddy.' 'No' says Paddy 'But I have a photograph of my wife'.

Keith Iddon ● 5069d