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Ealing Today should run a competition.

A competition to see who comes up with the best limerick containing the word "co-mingling".In Hanwell, this morning, I see the refuse collectors are still emptying the contents of residents' green boxes into their white hessian sacks and then emptying the lot into one truck.When are Ealing Council going to insist all of its residents wear red bobble hats emblazoned with the word 'SUCKERS'.I'm sure the cost of the hats can be financed by next year's inevitable council tax rise.

Andy Horridge ● 5100d7 Comments

Bud started this.In the arms of Bass’mShe’d had a spasmSomeone else to finish this?

George Knox ● 5099d

Richard ‘n’ Judy, God love us, their nerves a'jingling,They’re preying for the day of co-mingling.Cornish idyl, it’s not,Garish bags blight their plot,They’re thinking of returning to Ealing.=========================================================http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2145609/You-green-wreckers-Garish-recycling-bags-ruin-beauty-Cornish-holiday-idyll-say-Richard-Judy.html

Andy Horridge ● 5099d

To save cash the Council in EalingChanged contractors without any feelingfor those who try to sort outtheir rubbish day in and day out!We discovered the new lot are co-minglingbut no matter, their pockets are jinglingwe are all quite perplexedas to what to do next...Would it be such a sinto put it all in one binwhen it all goes in the same place?Gosh it's quite a disgracePerhaps not so EnterpisingSo no wonder our heckles are rising!

Jean F Fernandez ● 5100d

There was a young lady from Ealing,Who had a peculiar feeling,What ? Oh sorry. Off topic you say !?!

Bud Richards ● 5100d

There once was a Council for Ealing,Who always left residents seething,Enterprise was the reason,Co-mingling their treason,Dont fret though the troubles are just teething...

James Brown ● 5100d

There was an old Tory appealing to divide our waste in Ealing. Then along came Leftie Mahfouz Who comingled all our refuse The wrong lorries concealing.

George Knox ● 5100d

There was a young man named MahfouzHad a contract where no one would loseThen behind our backsThey co-mingled our sacksAnd residents now are seething.

Nigel Brooks ● 5100d