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Ealing Today's 2022 Awards

It is about this time of the year that Ealing Today plans its annual awards to give recognition to the conceated in the community. This year there are two new awards, which are to be sponsored by Hermes & Wrigley and Brompton & Dawes.The first award is arguably the pick of them all. Named "The Most Erratic Hermes-Wrigley Boulder Award", it will be given to a resident for their contribution of misleading the Ealing public and the development of a muddy way of thinking. There is some strong competition for this prestigious title. The front runners all include Brooks, Hayes and Yale. If you can beat any one of them then you will have definitely deserved the prize. The Bungling Brompton-Dawes Award will be given to a resident or residents for the volatility shown towards those that don't share the same view. The great thing about this award is that it does not have to be restricted to one person. Ealing Today has already nominated Brooks and Hayes for their tremendous award since it is a tight call between the two. The prize is to be banned from the forum altogether. On the forum there are some past winners of this dismissal award challenging for the two titles again.

Ben Owen ● 1171d23 Comments

You call me names all the time Nigel, it's like being back at school.You've most recently called me a hypocrite and I asked why, and you're being too cowardly to answer apparently!

Paul James ● 1167d

Exactly Mr Brooks, he never answers  Cherry picks & lies .Yes you ,paul sadiq ben khan james A total hypocrite., why do you drive??

Peter Yale ● 1167d

Who is calling you names? Grow up and stop playing the victim all the time.Really no point is wasting my time on people like you.

N V Brooks ● 1167d

If you're going to call me names Nigel, you need to back it up.

Paul James ● 1167d

The mere fact that you have to ask shows how deservant you are of the award Mr James. I thought I would take your approach to answering a question.

N V Brooks ● 1167d

What am I being hypocritical about Nigel?

Paul James ● 1167d

That was directed at Ben Owen

Peter Yale ● 1167d

My leader?  What are you on about?

N V Brooks ● 1168d

Opinionated, however you wish to categorise (or try to Mr Brooks)He does , however answer questions directly.Your leader , paul sadiq richard, khan, ben, james, owen.Runs, hides, lies, swerves, ignores, cherrypicks anything asked.Try again  Why do you drive??????Silence is deafening, await your reply

Peter Yale ● 1168d

Just found a suitable award for Paul

N V Brooks ● 1168d

‘Taking your ball home’?Coming from one of the three people on here who regularly spit out their dummies because they don’t get their way is hilarious.Now, I wonder if David Burke can answer that question? I’m sure it’s not beyond his capacity to do so.

Simon Hayes ● 1170d

No, just waiting for the  'challenged' to answer a simple question. The longer it takes, the sillier they look.I'll keep waiting shall I?

N V Brooks ● 1170d

Taking your ball home Nigel?

David Burke ● 1170d

The Onan award has gone to his head. Now he thinks he is amusing as well.

N V Brooks ● 1171d

Still unable to answer a simple question Mr.Owen? You really aren't worthy of my time so, you keep wasting your time trying to provoke a response. Yawn.

N V Brooks ● 1171d

This is a forum. It’s all about opinions. Or does that not register with you?But do tell us, should cyclists who kill people with their machines face the same sentencing as motor vehicle drivers? You must have an opinion on that.

Simon Hayes ● 1171d

If you take away only six of the threads on page 1 of this forum ("Noisy car this morning" is the bottom thread on page 1) Wacky Brooks has felt the urge to make sure his views are felt in his signature style. Now it is official we can break the news that Opinionated of Ealing goes to Nigel 'NV' Brooks.

Ben Owen ● 1171d

Gosh, little things really do please little minds. Those LCC meetings must be a riot!

Simon Hayes ● 1171d

Awards to be presented by Grant ShappsTransport Supremo.

David Burke ● 1171d

Thought that some might be up for the Lithium-Amitriptyline prize. Second prize a course of Clozapine. Both come with a course of CBT.

N V Brooks ● 1171d

Ben wins the Onan-Johnson prize today. Seems to be reserved for cyclists that one.

Simon Hayes ● 1171d

What a dullard. Cannot even spell the word 'conceited' No time for buffoons I am afraid.  Shame that he can't put his energies into something positive.

N V Brooks ● 1171d

Ben Owen. You get the award for the biggest idiot here. Perhaps you ought to get your medication checked again.

Simon Hayes ● 1171d