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Shoplifting in West Ealing in a Specific and Limited Way

Popped into Waitrose this morning and picked up a bottle of gin. Then I walked straight out of the store. When the security guard tried to stop me I told him I may have been breaking the law but was only doing so in a specific and limited way and carried on regardless.

Gordon Southwell ● 1692d5 Comments

A votre sante!Brought a smile, thank you.

James Putland ● 1691d

I didn't even know that Lewis and Cummings shopped in Waitrose.
Probably big enough lemons in their own right.

N V Brooks ● 1692d

Susan, if I had taken the tonic that would have made my law breaking non-specific and not limited and therefore unacceptable for that reason I chose not to. No lemons either. Neat gin is not a great drink - it would appear that specific and limited crime doesn't pay.

Gordon Southwell ● 1692d

No, just his common sense, as usual.

N V Brooks ● 1692d

Did you forget the tonic?

Susan Kelly ● 1692d