‘President Trump and Prime Minister Johnson have been conferring by phone about Coronavirus.’ Perhaps the most terrifying words in the English language.That our fate should for one single second be at the mercy of these mendacious clowns, both of whom would be out of their depth in a puddle, is beyond parody. Worse, ten years of grotesque misgovernment means the NHS is plunged into a huge crisis with no spare capacity. Correction. There are, or were, spare beds. 15 of them. For the entire country.Italy, Spain, Germany have 50 per cent more doctors than the UK. Even Russia has more.Germany has four times as many hospital beds as the UK.For this (literally) sickening mess, Cameron, May and Bozo, we thank you. Ever so ‘umbly, we grovel, tug forelock, and thank you. Is there a silver lining? Yes, thanks to Arthur Breens and his magnificent campaigners we at least still have some hospitals in West London. Deepest respect, admiration and gratitude to those who staff them.
Anthony Warwick-Ching ● 2058d