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News item:  'More Sex Clubs in Ealing'.

Hurrah and Hussars!  And what about a discount when I flash my pension book? So to speak. I was thinking of moving to Dorset. But not any more. Suddenly I love Julian Bell. Nurse, the curtains!

Tony Heath ● 2343d8 Comments

Re. crowdfund to set up our own club.I like it. I'm in.  Here's my £20. But the premises must have sufficient cloakroom space to stack the zimmer frames and tri-walkers.  Free entry for those aged over 70 when accompanied by their parents.  And there must be a special room put aside for the really kinky stuff, namely pole dancing heads of councils.

Tony Heath ● 2341d

Cllr Bell is always looking for ways to boost his income....

Simon Hayes ● 2341d

We could always crowdfund and set up our own club, though I don't know where we'd find the dancers.

Bob Little ● 2342d

'No More'?Are there any others anywhere else in Ealing? Anybody know? I don't, but then I don't get out much these days.....

Dominic Moore ● 2342d

"More sex, Vicar?"    :-))))))))))

Rosco White ● 2343d

Lots of sheep shagging in Dorset, Tony. Where are you moving to? I will tell you some of the county's best fertile pastures if you like that sort of thing.

Ben Owen ● 2343d

I’d have thought more sex clubs would have been a good fit for the brave new world of Ealing. All those young professionals piling off Crossrail trains in 10 years time need somewhere to let off steam before retiring to bed in their tiny flats in the tower blocks.

Simon Hayes ● 2343d

'No more'?  My subconscious wishes overruled my eyesight LOL.  Oh, well, Dorset it is.  Anybody want to buy a house in Hanwell?  Close to a working Crossrail station (probably in year 2026), lots of drug outlets, 20mph zone (actual congestion renders speeds nearer 3mph), Hong Kong style tower blocks and over-population.  Cheap to the right buyer!

Tony Heath ● 2343d