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June smiles

I was sat in a restaurant last night, when I got hit on the back of the head with a prawn cocktail... I looked round and this bloke shouts:"That's just for starters!"My mum ordered an exotic snake over the internet, but when the box arrived all it contained was feathery necklaces.It seemed the boa cons tricked her.

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Brie of Galilee Feta is one day in your courtGouda SamaritanRoquefort of agesGarden of EdamAll hail cream cheeses

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Sleepless in SettleTruly, Madly, KeighleyEee TeaTake Your PickeringWhether the Wetherby fine or whether the Wetherby not, we’ll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not!

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.

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Why do blind people hate skydiving?Because it scares the hell out of their dogs.

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Ways To Get FiredGet a job as a Human Cannonball

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For your information:You can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It isn’t stroganoff.

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Gareth Southgate has set up a friendly match against Iceland to try and cheer fans up. If we beat them then we go on to play Tesco's and then Sainsbury's.Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead! I keep my pop art in a nuclear bunker under my floor.It’s my handy war hole.

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