Salmond outSturgeon in?All seems a bit fishy to me
David P Archer ● 4154d14 Comments
When is the PM like a fish wife?When he gossips.
Graham Weeks ● 4150d
.When does a Queen purr?Tell her that fish are happy when you throw them back.
George Knox ● 4150d
I had to look-up where Lake Baikal in Russia is - my geography is rubbish - I remember now.As long as the Iranians don't move their sturgeon from the Caspian Sea! Ha ha!
Gerry Tan ● 4151d
Sounds like a move by the Russians moving their Sturgeon from Lake Baikal?
Neil F. Weber ● 4151d
The fish have been battered. We have been PUNished enough.
Graham Weeks ● 4152d
The fish have now been cured.
George Knox ● 4152d
Salmond and Sturgeon are FIN(ished).
Gerry Tan ● 4153d
This issue needs to be scaled down.
Bob Little ● 4153d
Iv'e got hooked
Jack Ryan ● 4153d
Salmond - Sturgeon?What's the catch?
Jim Lawes ● 4153d
I'd send them both off and tell them to get their turbo(t) charged skates on.
Keith Iddon ● 4153d
I wouldn't give any of them a plaice in government
They're in the right pla(I)ce.Cod alone knows what would have happened had they voted 'yes'.
Nigel Brooks ● 4154d
Neither have a sole.
Gerry Tan ● 4154d